Something to make you smile

It's coffee time and something to make you smile - it made me laugh out loud when I read it! Hope you do too!

Little Girl on a Plane – Anonymous

A California congressman was seated next to a little girl on the flight to D.C., when the politician turned to her and said

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’Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

‘The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the congressman. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he grins.

'OK,' she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic.  But let me ask you a question first?'

'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. 

Why do you suppose that is?’

The politician, now visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, 

‘Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 

‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know poop?

Have a nice day! :0)