Now just where is that hole

Now just where is that hole?  You know the one you want to swallow you up!

So I had been for my early morning swim and a little wet and bedraggled getting into my car when....

'Hi there, Jan!'

Oh no, no, no this is just not a good moment - me looking like a drowned rat is not the look I want when bumping into the General Manager of Careys Manor Hotel who recommends me as a wedding photographer!!!

 'Oh Hi James' trying to sound normal (blooming 'eck my voice always sounds so high pitched when I'm nervous)

'Have you just been working out?' he says

(gosh, I think to myself, I hope he can tell the difference between my 'drowned rat - been swimming' look and my ready for the day look!)

And then he gives me his normal welcoming kiss on each cheek - I hope he thinks my red face is from my extreme exercise regime and not embarrassment!

'oh yes' I said  'just been swimming'  and rushing home to ...... (lost for words - what was I actually rushing home for - just rushing out of the car park more like!)

Note to self:  Never, ever leave swimming pool without putting on full makeup!

Ah well, I should be grateful, I suppose, that he recognised me at all! :)